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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wharrgarbl Roundup

Today's right-wing wharrgarbl is brought to you by the letter L (Thomas Lindaman):

President Obama pretty much came back with nothing from his second trip to Copenhagen this year. The great deal he struck with some of the developing nations...well, it seems China isn't committing to it, which leaves the door open for other countries involved in this deal to bow out as well.

"The great deal"? First you said it was a total bust. Now you're saying there was a great deal? You really need to keep your bullshit consistent. And no, China may not go along with the "80 percent emission cut by 2050." But China hasn't given any indication that they aren't going to keep their pledge to cut energy intensity from 2005 levels by 40 percent by 2020. You see, China is MAKING money from this deal. That's why I know they're going to keep that pledge. Because that's the bottom... well, you know. I'm sure that if they accomplish their goal, you'll just claim Obama had nothing to do with it. Just like you're claiming that Obama has everything to do with a one day speech.

Quite telling that someone of Obama's alleged international appeal could come away empty-handed on such an issue.

ROFL You guys really hate that we finally have a President that people (of value) aren't ashamed of, aren't you?

Then again, he should be used to disappointment in Copenhagen after the 2016 Olympics debacle.

"Debacle"? Because he supported America (unlike you Republicans)? Dude, let it go. You keep trying this soundbite, but nobody of value gives a shit. The new soundbite is to blame Obama for terrorist attacks, remember?

Lately, it seems more and more people are getting over their Obamamania hangover and starting to be critical of the man they helped get elected.

It really seems to annoy Republicans that we're always critical of our presidents since day one, since they don't do it when it's a Republican. Gotta love those polls! Right, Republicans? Oh, they're from Rasmussen? *Yawn* Never mind.

I hate to say I told you so, but, well...I kinda did.

Maybe you can write a book about it! Just like Limbaugh did (during the Clinton economic boom)!

You guys just hate it when things get accomplished that help the American people.

Democrats: Yes we can.

Republicans: No you can't!

Democrats: We just did.

Republicans: Well, you may have won, but we won't let you accomplish anything.

Democrats: *doing stuff*

Republicans: :'(

The recent terrorist attacks in this country should be a wake-up call for us all, especially in that we haven't learned anything from 9/11.

We "Haven't learned anything"? The passengers STOPPED him. You don't think 9/11 had anything to do with that? Sheesh.

It's like the whole lot of nothing you write about in the next entry:

It occurred to me today that we've been trying to fight the war on terrorism with legal remedies instead of actually fighting back.

"Fighting back"? Well, that's nice and vague, isn't it? It's especially funny considering Clinton's counterterrorism measures were far stronger than Bush Senior's. In fact, it was the strongest ever at that time.

Okay, what's your solution? Racial profiling? Bombing Nigeria? No way! I just got an email that says I'm getting $5.2 million from them!

If you treat terrorists as countries, you're helping them accomplish their goals. I guess you guys really HAVEN'T learned anything since 9/11.